I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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