she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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