You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
That's how pantless uber rides happen
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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