Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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