I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
