she was so not down for the gang bang
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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