oh god the rape fog is back!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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