So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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