ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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