Come see our sink grown plant.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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