So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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