Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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