Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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