Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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