we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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