omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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