Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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