I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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