problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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