I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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