I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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