come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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