I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just found puke in my bra..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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