IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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