How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ttyl tear gas
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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