p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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