This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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