butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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