I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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