She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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