Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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