the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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