I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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