glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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