Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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