if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
