the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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