But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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