8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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