You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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