The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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