We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
