Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
porn star boner night. come get it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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