Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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