I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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