whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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