Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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