She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
is it fun? or sober?
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