can we get nightvision for the apartment?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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