IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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