goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
