Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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