Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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