i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The power of my boobs compel you
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
